what the fuck is going on im so high
oH MY FUCKIJG GISVI I I THUNK I FOUND THIS ON SOUNSCCLOUD ONCE AND I COULDN’T FIND IT AGAIN AND HINESTLY I WAS BEGINING TO WINDER IF ID JUST FUCKING IMAGINED IT BUT HERE I AM AT SEAWORLD
The Eerie Beauty Of Crimea’s Abandoned Soviet-Era Salt Mine Might
Crimeans call it Sivash, or the “Rotten Sea,” in reference to the unpleasant smell that wafts from the network of shallow, salty lagoons. But for those willing to look past the stench, an otherworldly vista awaits.
Sergey Anashkevych, a photographer in the region, has captured jaw-dropping photos of the marshy area, which includes an abandoned Soviet-era salt mine. According to Caters News Agency, in some spots, the water takes on a deep crimson hue as a result of halobacteria, single-celled microorganisms that are purple in color and found in highly salty
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Need a fresh start? Have a lemon and rosemary margarita. Need a good harvest? Have a wheat ale.
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That’s the plan, actually.
I love everything about this, and it might be the only good reason to own a bottle of Goldschlager.
Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
no really im serious nicki minaj repurposing a song about the male view of sexual climate into a destigmatized anthem of championing your own sexuality is the biggest thing to happen in the world of music in this century. im not joking this is the best song made in like hundreds of years